MOSES, STOP WITH THE FUCKING PLAGUES ALREADY

Eleven people died and thousands were hospitalized with breathing difficulties after a swarm of grasshoppers invaded central Sudan . Health authorities in Wad Medani, 110 miles (177km) southeast of Khartoum , said an epidemic of lung eczema has afflicted 1,685 people since 22 October. Local resident Joseph Mogum said the grasshoppers gave off a strong smell. Los Angeles Times, 2 Nov 2003.